So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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