he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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