There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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