i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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