Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We need to get me chipped asap
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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