just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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