You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
How drunk are you?
Completed.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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