I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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