I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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