she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm both gender and math confused
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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