do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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