Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Panties = found
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