No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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