do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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