i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
