I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
honey bunches of taint.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
i need some magic done to my vagina
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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