Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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