yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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