small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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