i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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