I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
wow bdsm is so cute
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
tell me about the fingering
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