party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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