Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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