fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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