There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
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Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.