Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm