To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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