i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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