I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
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We were destined to go to rehab together
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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