Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
this will be a night to untag.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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