do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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