is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Randomize
