Joe is yelling at the trees again.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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