so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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