how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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