You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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