So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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