You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.