All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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