am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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