yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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So vagazzling was a success
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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