Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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