I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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