She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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