he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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