Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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