If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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