Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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