Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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