he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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