I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Randomize