does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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