She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
She told me I should be a condom model.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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