You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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