Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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